The Hall of Shame

It’s all here. Every Extreme Trifle adventure ever attempted, failed, cocked up, and yet (on a surprising number of occasions) completed with nothing more than a grazed knee and some deportation orders.

So, whether you are trying to look busy in the office or are waiting for your date to arrive, why not relive a few of our disasters to pass the time. Or you could come and join us on the next one!

Extreme Trifle Adventures - Wrong Way Round Sahara
Wrong Way Round Sahara. In 55 degrees of heat without water, weird things start to happen. In summary, the Sahara is hot.

Extreme Trifle Adventures- Isle of Nan TT
The Isle of Nan TT. The only motorsport event where a hazardous fluid leak comes from the rider not the machine.

Extreme Trifle Adventures - Wrong Way Round Mongolia
Wrong Way Round Mongolia. Sandstorm, thunderstorm, shitstorm. Looks like those cracks are only going to get wider.

Extreme Trifle Adventures - Monsoon Madness
Monsoon Madness. What will try and kill you first. The road conditions? Drowning? Why did the elephant cross the road?
Extreme Trifle Adventures - Wrong Way Round HimalayaWrong Way Round Himalaya. When riding a mountain track with a 4,000ft drop it’s not ideal to have a dizzy spell. Or a puncture.
Extreme Trifle Adventures - SpongefingerSpongefinger. You can’t sugar-coat a bond villain. Or can you? This is Cold War served straight from the fridge.
Extreme Trifle Adventures - Wrong Way RoundThe Wrong Way Round. Exactly like the famous “Long Way Round” only shorter. Like a lot shorter. With better acting.
Extreme Trifle Events - Cheesy RiderCheesy Rider. There’s never been a wilder bunch than the Hell’s Angel Delights. A tale of sex, drugs and cable ties.
Extreme Trifle Adventures - Rickshaw RampageRickshaw Rampage. The original Indian sub-continent caper in motorised egg-shells. Keep going South until the land runs out.
Russian Rollette. A rally in a car that was designed to fall over. Whoever thought leaving off a wheel was a good idea…
Extreme Trifle Adventures - Caucasian InvasionCaucasian Invasion. Custard not war. Jelly not clusterbombs. We came in peace. We left in pieces.

Extreme Trifle Adventures - Red Bull Flug Tag
Red Bull Flug Tag. Magnificent men and woman in less than magnificent un-flying machines. Run, leap, plummet.
Extreme Trifle Adventures - Baltic Ice RallyBaltic Ice Rally. It’s a car rally in the Baltics. On ice. In distinctly non-rally spec cars. Like a hearse for instance.
Car Trek. To blindly go where many people have been before in cars less structurally sound than the stage set in Blake’s Seven

Extreme Trifle Adventures - Red Bull Soap Box Race
Red Bull Soap Box Race. Our entry was neither made of soap or boxes. At least the wheels went round.

Extreme Trifle Adventures - Plymouth - Dakar Rally
The Plymouth – Dakar Rally. It left from Portsmouth and never went to Dakar. The original, grand daddy of banger rallies.

Ring Sting
Ring Sting. The ring as in Nurburgring. The sting as in the sensation you get when petrol spills on your gentleman parts.

Extreme Trifle Adventures - Pizzas to Palermo
Pizzas to Palermo. A foolhardy attempt to teach the Italians about pizza and moped riding. We came back suitably chastised.

Extreme Trifle Adventures - Wrong Way Round Enduro
Can you get a bigger mis-match than a Paris Dakar rider on a KTM leading six blokes on mopeds?