Go shopping. Be a hero.

Go shopping. Be a hero.

Announcement Date: March 20, 2017

It’s a well known fact that mums go to Iceland. It’s less clear on how you achieve hero status by filling a trolley with fish fingers.

Apparently in one branch you can sample putrified shark whilst watching the sky catch fire. Confusingly, no-one on the Iceland customer service helpline was able to confirm this rumour. This is strange as their tourist information site was positively raving about it.

Clearly we must investigate further. It’s time to dust off the mopeds. #wrongwayroundiceland #extremetrifle