Leading the armada will be The HMS Extreme Trifle - a pirate ship powered by duvet cover sails and a crew that have only ever rowed a dingy 50 metres off shore - in a lake...

the rules

Pirate outfits compulsory. Playing of the pirate national anthem "Captain Pugwash" will also be compulsory when embarking, disembarking and when completely barking.

expectations

Not drowning would be nice                     

YES : I would like to walk the plank and get scurvy >>>            

NO : I will be busy making a selection of chutneys for the village fete