A modern day version of "Summer Holiday" minus the crappy bits (like Cliff) and with extras of the good bits (like beer). This will be a 3,000 mile run across the USA from New York to the Mecca Sports Centre in San Diego while visiting as many tenuous links to Mecca along the way.

the wheels

An old "Routemaster" hop on double decker bus with an Extreme Trifle makeover including top deck jacuzzi, bar, sun patio and inflatable swimming pool.

the rules

there will be 20 places aboard the "Custard Loser Cruiser". There are no more rules.

YES : I'd like a return ticket...next stop please >>>

NO : I don't want to miss the Antiques Roadshow