This is going to be a corker! A modern day version of "Summer Holiday" minus the crappy bits (like Cliff) and with extras of the good bits (like beer). 5,000 miles across 13 countries and two continents, this will be like no bus journey you've ever had before! Not sure about the finish in Mecca especially since Saudi is a "dry" country, but it rhymes, and anyway, we hardly ever make the finish line! Departure date TBC.

the wheels

An old "Routemaster" hop on double decker bus with an Extreme Trifle makeover including top deck jacuzzi, bar, sun patio and inflatable swimming pool.

the rules

there will be 20 places aboard the "Custard Loser Cruiser". Making our way across Europe to who knows where it will be an Extreme Trifle re-make of the classic musical. There are no more rules...

expected difficulty rating 

20 people and a bar on one bus for 3 weeks...hmmmmm

the outcome

probably more evictions than Big Brother

YES : I'd like a return ticket...next stop please >>>

NO : I don't want to miss the Antiques Roadshow