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STAR DATES: September 5th - 14th 2008

the challenge

Join us on the first ever inter-galactic space romp covering a whopping 3 trillion light years (4,000 of your earth kilometres) to the lesser known constellation of Constanta in the galaxy of Romania.

Rumour has it that here we will find a collection of beach resorts created for Russia's communist elite which includes Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Venus. It appears however they decided to hide Uranus for themselves...

So join the mission, you won't even have to urinate into a spacesuit or chase your food around a cockpit and the possibilities to come up with terrible puns about bottoms are endless. Sounds like a crack...

the wheels

Kirk and crew cannot accomplish this alone so the call is going out for the biggest arse(nal) of space junk ever assembled. We expect to be joined by all of sci-fi's greatest including the chaps from Star Wars, Red Dwarf, Buck Rogers and even the retards from Blake's Seven...

So, usual banger rules apply but when it comes to mods the sky in deep space nine is the limit. Think Ford Orion, think Death Star...

the rules

Earth based vehicles only. Normal combustion can be replaced with solid rocket fuel or some biofuel you made from Timotei and hamsters. No holds barred modifications - needless to say we expect Ebay resellers of Neon lighting and Flux Capacitors to have a bumper year...

PLEASE NOTE: The inclusion of a Space Hopper on board is now compulsory.

the route (ish)

  • Launch site: London, England
  • Time and Date: September 5th 2008
  • Trajectory: a sort of wobbly motion, generally heading East...
  • Payload: laser beams, photon torpedos, Stella Artois, Anusol
  • Duration: 10 Earth days
  • Return vehicle: Boeing 737, Constanta Spaceport                                                                                                           

expected difficulty rating  * **

Hear what the stars are saying about it...

"With this formidable fleet of cruisers we feel confident we will penetrate Uranus".           Buck Todgers

"This may finally provide the quantum theory of gravity I've been looking for"               Stephen Hawking, Master of the Universe

"Beagley beagley beagley" Twiki  

YES: I would like to be sucked in to oblivion by a black hole >>>

NO: I don't leave my house let alone earth's gravity

 

 

     

Sponsored by:

Nasa

(subject to negotiation)

Raising funds for:Fara Charity

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