the rules
Ahhh school sports days - what a grin (unless you had hayfever...). How we laughed at the egg and spoon, chuckled at the sack race, and cringed as our dad's came last in the 100 metres. Now you can relive it all without fear of detention after school!!
Not sure what to expect? Click HERE for the video of last year's Olympic stupidity!!
the competitors
Teams of 6 people (any shape or size although fat people are funnier when they fall over).
the rules
Points will be awarded for both perfomance and artistic impression - and also for stupidity and comedy outfits. As with last year's event the Wooden Spoon will be hotly contested.
expected difficulty rating 
CAUTION: outdoor sports are physically and mentally challenging. To avoid dehydration we recommend topping up with Stella or another such premium beer throughout the event.
YES : I would like to realise how unfit I've become >>>
NO : It's not for me though I could make something for the cake stall
